El Locutor

  • FAMOUS MONSTER’s Bachelor Party. The First Dispatch.

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  • Thug Pirate Roberts

    November to Dismember 2: The Thug Pirate Roberts vs Bronan the Brobarian

    The inimitable Thug Pirate Roberts clashes with Bronan the Brobarian in a match to determine who has the mightier Legend! The Cutlass of Swag vs. the Miller Lite Mauler! Who will be the most legendary!? You decide!! Mischief. Mayhem. Words....
  • November to Dismember 2: Flapjack vs. Eelee!!

    Howdy, Belligerent Ones!! I present to you another standout contest from November to Dismember 2015!! Featuring Flapjack, the Living Breakfast in the throes of an existential crisis, squaring off against totally normal denizen of Earth Planet, Eelee! I mean Deborah! She’s totally a human, and not an alien. Zero...
  • November To Dismember 2: CROSS DRESSING CLASH!!

    Greetings, Belligerent Ones! We have a treat for you tonight! Presenting to you for the FIRST TIME in blazing and vivid technicolor, Match #5 from November to Dismember 2015, FAMOUS MONSTER vs. Princess Consuela Bananahammock (aka Prince Conrad Bananahammock) in our very first, albeit unintentional, CROSS DRESSING CLASH!!...
  • FAMOUS MONSTER’s Bachelor Party!!

    That’s right, Belligerent Ones!! The Season Premiere of FBW 2016 is just two weeks away!! Featuring the return of a slew of your favorite FBW luminaries! Which luminaries you ask? That will be revealed to you this Sunday, January 24th!! Be excited! Be impatient! Be ravenous for information!! For...
  • This is not a test

    Belligerent Ones. This is not a test. This is a message. January 10th…we return. Get ready. Get ravenous. Get belligerent....
About us

THE PREMISE:

A bracketed style tournament designed to push burgeoning writers to their limits. During each round, two writers approach the stage. 3 words are chosen at the random. The writers then have 5 minutes to write anything, as long as the 3 designated words are utilized. During the round, the audience is encouraged to be as loud and raucous as possible to increase the challenge for the competitors, and enhance the fun for themselves. Dancing! Yelling! Throwing of things! At the end of 5 minutes, each writer in turn will read their work aloud to the audience. The audience, decides the winner. The winner advances, and the loser leaves. The winner of the tournament is then crowned the FBW Champion…by you. You dictate the journey. You choose a winner.. You decide how the story ends.

5 minutes. 3 words. 1 champion.
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