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  • November To Dismember IV

    November 18th: November To Dismember IV

    All Belligerent things must come to an end, my fabulous freaks. The Federation of Belligerent Writers 2017 season culminates with the SHOW TO END ALL SHOWS. Hosted by the infamous El Zamir: the Internet Troll, November to Dismember promises you not ONE but TWO brackets, each chock full of...
  • The Rapture

    Oct 14th: The Rapture

    Have you ever wanted to hurl projectiles at a drunken Iguana who may or may not be wearing pants? Do you feel as though there aren’t enough dance parties in your life where you can Conga with zombies, grumpy fairies, and video game villains? Do you crave a night...
  • Becky's Tag Team Sock Hop proudly presented by The FBW

    Sept 9th: Becky’s Tag Team Sock Hop!

    Hey all you cool chicks and hip daddy-os! It’s that time of year to celebrate Becky’s birthday and what better way than at the Sock Hop! Ladies, put on your best poodle skirts and gentlemen, slick back your hair and grab your best leather jacket because we will be...
  • FBW Presents: Das Roast Tres!

    June 10th: Das Roast Tres!

    The Federation of Belligerent Writers, Worcester’s weirdest improvisational theater collective, returns with their most popular show of the year… DAS ROAST TRES! Get ready for a night of completely inappropriate roast comedy! An improvised writing competition wherein the performer determines the character, the internet determines the words, and the...
  • FBW Presents: The Gauntlet Of Belligerence

    May 13th: The Gauntlet Of Belligerence

    BELLIGERENT ONES. It’s time for our first Title show of the season!! The first of 4 competitions throughout the year that will determine who makes it to the November to Dismember Finals!! That’s right!! But that’s not all…the winner of this contest will be the this year’s recipient…of the...
  • FBW presents: The Invasion

    April 8th – The Invasion!

    IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME. AND EGOS. The challenge was issued and answered, Belligerent Ones! On April 8th, at 9pm, the Federation of Belligerent Writers clashes with our counterparts from Wednesday Night Mayhem in a BATTLE FOR THE AGES!! However, lest I get ahead of myself, let’s...
  • The FBW Presents: Toga Party Too! March 4th at Ralph's Diner - 148 Grove Street, Worcester MA

    March 4th – TOGA PARTY TOO!

    HOLY MOLY, it’s that time again!! The last time we got Greek on Grove Street, it was a party unlike any other, so it was inevitable that FBW would don the bacchanalian garb of our ancestors once again, and let the freakiest of our flags fly! However, before we...
  • November To Dismember 3: Final Round

    November To Dismember 3 Final Round: PCB vs El Zamir

    The culmination of a yearlong journey, the final match of November to Dismember is to determine the first ever Ultimate Storier!! Princess Consuela Bananahammock! El Zamir the Internet Troll!! Who will emerge victorious and be crowned the Ultimate Storier!? MISCHIEF. MAYHEM. WORDS. BELLIGERENCE....
  • November To Dismember 3: Scoff Wellington Vs Famous Monster

    November To Dismember 3: Scoff Wellington vs. FAMOUS MONSTER!

    The third match of NTD 2017 is also the third and final match between two titans of Belligerence! Two former champions collide for the deciding match in their already legendary trilogy! Who will prove superior in a match between Scoff Wellington and FAMOUS MONSTER!?...
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THE PREMISE:

A bracketed style tournament designed to push burgeoning writers to their limits. During each round, two writers approach the stage. 3 words are chosen at the random. The writers then have 5 minutes to write anything, as long as the 3 designated words are utilized. During the round, the audience is encouraged to be as loud and raucous as possible to increase the challenge for the competitors, and enhance the fun for themselves. Dancing! Yelling! Throwing of things! At the end of 5 minutes, each writer in turn will read their work aloud to the audience. The audience, decides the winner. The winner advances, and the loser leaves. The winner of the tournament is then crowned the FBW Champion…by you. You dictate the journey. You choose a winner.. You decide how the story ends.

5 minutes. 3 words. 1 champion.
We are The Federation Of Belligerent Writers