• El Reys Totally Normal Party

    October 8th – 9PM – El Rey’s Totally Normal Party

    FBW is back in Worcester to mess with your heads on October 8th! This is the final title show of the season before our Grand Finale: November To Dismember. Three of the four relics have been won, and the last relic, The Shroud of Words is up for grabs....
  • September 10th – 9PM – Becky’s #HashTagTeam Slumber Party

    Pssst… Hey. Boston. WE’RE BAAAAAAAACCCCKKKK!! The Federation of Belligerent Writers had such an IMMENSELY good time during Sindepedence Day that we’ve decided to darken your doorstep once again!! And this time, we’re bringing you EVEN MORE chicanery than before. And how are we doing that, you ask? Becky’s Birthday....
  • August 13th – 9PM – Camp FBW

    WORCESTER!! Rejoice!! The Federation of Belligerent Writers returns to you whiskey soaked, word drunk and victorious!! Boston was smash hit, and we are CHOCK FULL of ebullience and vigor, ready to bring you our best show yet! Equal parts Camp Anawanna and Camp Crystal Lake, the Federation of Belligerent...
  • Sindependence Day III

    July 16th – 9 PM – FBW Presents: Sindependence Day III

    Tickets available through Eventbrite On behalf of the Federation of Belligerent Writers, I invite you to attend our inaugural performance in your territory on July 16th at the Davis Square Theater in Somerville. NOT ONLY will this be our first foray into Boston, but this is also the second...
  • Thug Pirate Roberts

    November to Dismember 2: The Thug Pirate Roberts vs Bronan the Brobarian

    The inimitable Thug Pirate Roberts clashes with Bronan the Brobarian in a match to determine who has the mightier Legend! The Cutlass of Swag vs. the Miller Lite Mauler! Who will be the most legendary!? You decide!! Mischief. Mayhem. Words....
About us


A bracketed style tournament designed to push burgeoning writers to their limits. During each round, two writers approach the stage. 3 words are chosen at the random. The writers then have 5 minutes to write anything, as long as the 3 designated words are utilized. During the round, the audience is encouraged to be as loud and raucous as possible to increase the challenge for the competitors, and enhance the fun for themselves. Dancing! Yelling! Throwing of things! At the end of 5 minutes, each writer in turn will read their work aloud to the audience. The audience, decides the winner. The winner advances, and the loser leaves. The winner of the tournament is then crowned the FBW Champion…by you. You dictate the journey. You choose a winner.. You decide how the story ends.

5 minutes. 3 words. 1 champion.
We are The Federation Of Belligerent Writers