Eddie dons a lizard mask to teach kids the dangers of drugs, particularly marijuana. However, he is no longer allowed near schools or D.A.R.E. events, for reasons he describes vaguely. (We suspect public urination may have been a factor.) Now he comes to Ralph’s once a month to spread his message to “the kids.”
NAME: Eddie The Anti-Drug Iguana
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