El Zamir is what happens when the FBI fails to crack down on the more radioactive elements of the Deep Net’s Silk Road. Those elements gain artificial intelligence and use all of Cambodia’s remaining secret Bitcoin stash to fund an amalgam body that defies all standards of mortal physiology. Between posting dank memes, belittling bronies, and saying the word “cunt” with absolutely no shred of moderation, El Zamir sporadically finds time to spew his special breed of technological nonsense against the rest of the FBW cast. We politely remind you, the Belligerent Ones, not to feed the troll.
NAME: El Zamir, The Internet Troll
HAILS FROM: The Internet
NOTES: WON – The Gauntlet Of Belligerence (2016)
I just invented a thing! A night where various local writers and other performance artists can showcase their talents. I'm going to call it an "Open Microphone™". I'm so proud of myself for inventing this thing that nobody ever thought of before me.
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