He is, like many others, blissfully unaware of the dark political machines that turn his world for him, of the hooded figures and besuited yes-men that build and maintain each minute, interconnected piece. And yet he is special in his own small, plucky way, though perhaps not for reasons that would please his simple mind, were it able to grasp the greater whole of it. For while many other passers-by secretly believe that they are somehow wrapped up in something greater, that life has a meaning and that they are intimately involved, that “the universe listens” and “the world has a plan” and a million other aphorisms that those who don’t listen have been selling to those who do for as long as there have been people to fool, our hero has stumbled into a position he will grow to love right up until he throws it away.
NAME: Kevin The Intern
HAILS FROM: The Entry Level
WON – Toga Party (2015)
GUYS I GET TO GO TO A PARTY! And I've heard that it's going to be totally, utterly, completely normal! Thank goodness, all these other events we keep having at Ralph's have been an utter madhouse! Anyways, I'm sure that El Rey, our most able minded and sane competitor who...
Hi guys! It looks like we're actually having a show on my home turf today! I'm gonna be paired up with my Coors guzzling Lynn sherpa, Tony the Townie, as we fight for a REALLY NEAT GLOVE which is cool because I only have one pair and I lost one...
AGAIN, A NEW VIEW! It's like a bi-weekly reminder that occasionally people get to see my face after accidentally clicking the wrong search link! VALIDATION!
YES! ONE NEW VIEW! I dunno who you are, pal, but hiya!
Guys! Guys! I have a newbie!
When Becky wasn't looking, I scribbled my name onto the list of people whose job it is to train the new guys! And because I did it in Sharpie, she couldn't erase it! So I got one! Guys I have my...