FBW’s resident punner-in-chief. Leading a loyal troop of Blancomaniacs, this intrepid baby-faced hero often butts heads (and butts) with like-minded veterans El Rey and Princess Consuela. He supposedly authors a weekly “letter to the editor” page in FBW’s entirely non-existent newsletter, in the style of “Dear Abby.” He claims that if his jokes go over the audience’s head, eager spectators should probably climb on step-ladders to catch them. His path of virtue was at one point interrupted by his untimely death and subsequent resurrection at the hands of one-time teammate, The Butcher.
NAME: Zombie Blanco (Formerly: El Trueno Blanco)
HAILS FROM: Punnsylvania
NOTES: El Trueno Blanco died when he was murdered by The Butcher. Apparently, he never got the memo. Now he shuffles about on stage hurling puns that make even the dead groan.
Playing Pokémon Go on this old rotary phone has been quite difficult.
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