Eddie The Anti-Drug Iguana
18 - 6 - 1
City
(Record Sealed)
Wins
18
Losses
6
Draws
1
  • Leg Kick
    264/180
    68%
  • High Kick
    310/150
    48%
  • Low Kick
    180/121
    67%
  • Uppercut
    201/154
    77%
  • Left Hook
    314/241
    77%

Eddie dons a lizard mask to teach kids the dangers of drugs, particularly marijuana. However, he is no longer allowed near schools or D.A.R.E. events, for reasons he describes vaguely. (We suspect public urination may have been a factor.) Now he comes to Ralph’s once a month to spread his message to “the kids.”

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