November to Dismember 2: Flapjack vs. Eelee!!

Howdy, Belligerent Ones!! I present to you another standout contest from November to Dismember 2015!! Featuring Flapjack, the Living Breakfast in the throes of an existential crisis, squaring off against totally normal denizen of Earth Planet, Eelee! I mean Deborah! She’s totally a human, and not an alien. Zero tentacles to speak of, I swear.

Who between them will cook up the better story when they’re given the prompt…describe your favorite meal!


FBW Events


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