We’re baaaaaaaaaaaaaccckk!! Did you miss us?! We missed you!!
The infamous cavalcade of verbal depravity returns to Ralph’s Rock Diner for its fifth season! Eccentric! Riotous! Gleefully obscene!! But what is FBW, you may ask? BEHOLD!!
THE FBW PREMISE:
A bracketed style tournament designed to push burgeoning writers and performers to their limits. During each round, two competitors approach the stage. 3 words are chosen at the random. The writers then have 3-5 minutes to write virtually anything, as long as the 3 designated words are utilized. During the round, the audience is encouraged to be as loud and raucous as possible to increase the challenge for the competitors, and enhance the fun for themselves. Dancing! Yelling! Throwing of things! At the end of 5 minutes, each writer in turn will read their work aloud to the audience. And here is where you come in, audience; utilizing a two sided sign provided to you by US at the outset of the tournament, you will vote for who will advance in the tournament. The winner advances, and the loser departs. The winner of the tournament is then crowned the FBW Champion…by you. You dictate the journey. You choose a winner. You decide how the story ends.
For our inaugural show this season, we are presenting to you a showcase of our finest performers! No tournament this time, folks- but there will be winners! This is the entry level show for all of you curious sorts that haven’t been able to muster the courage to attend in the past! Fear not, Belligerent Ones! Expect to be entertained. Expect to be flabbergasted. Expect to reserve a spot in your calendar, not to mention your brains, for this one of a kind extravaganza! And for you dyed in the wool FBW fans, you know what to expect. Anything and Everything.
The Federation of Belligerent Writers!
Ralph’s Rock Diner!
Saturday, March 10th!